June 5th, 2008

Me, Forget-Me-Yes

Paperwork

So I finally finished writing my Employee Self Evaluation and submitted it yesterday. It took me forEVER to fill that thing out. I had to list all the things I suck at and how I'm going to take steps to fix all the problems that I have. But I also got to list all the things I rule at and all the ways I have helped the company over the past year, and that list is very long. So yes, I may suck a little, but I rule way more than I suck.

I requested to be transferred to one of the German offices, so we'll see. They have offices in Hamburg, Stuttgart, and Munich. People I've talked to say it shouldn't be a problem.

I'm trying to get my application for the Chicago Art Open together and it's taking forever. They require all sorts of random stuff and it's hard getting all my ducks in a row: Three works of art on a CD, each must be 300 dpi, and named with their naming convention. Fill out the form. Include your bio, artist statement and exhibition history. Include a self-addressed stamped envelope with $3 worth of stamps on it. Include a printout of each image and list the price, medium, date, and title. Include a check for the $45 entry fee. Checks will not be reimbursed.

I bet this BS deters a lot of artists from applying.

I'm submitting these three:






They'll either like them or hate them.