I feel so liberated! No more ex-boyfriends or psycho ex-friends pestering me with "friend" requests or wacko messages ("last night I had a dream that you were drunk at work. Like, REALLY drunk... I think you should seek help"). No more losers from highschool inviting me to take the newest quiz/challenge, join the latest random sub-culture group or play time wasting games! I no longer have to read updates informing me what ex-coworkers ate for lunch, what they saw on television, the time they went to bed, or the deep thought they had while doing laundry!
I am free.